Accountants for businesses that hate accountants.
Fixed monthly fees from £35. No surprise bills. No portals you'll never log into. A Birmingham chartered accountancy practice built for sole traders and small ltd companies who just want their books done properly.
Fixed monthly fees. No surprises.
One price agreed up front. Includes calls, emails, software and the actual work. Cancel any time — you keep your data.
Self-employed and under the VAT threshold.
- Self-assessment tax return
- Annual accounts summary
- Year-round email support
- Tax-efficiency review
Ltd companies under VAT threshold. Our most popular plan.
- Year-end accounts + CT600
- Confirmation statement
- Director self-assessment
- Quarterly check-in calls
- Xero subscription included
Trading over £90k. Includes everything you need.
- Everything in Limited Company
- Quarterly VAT returns (MTD)
- Monthly bookkeeping
- Payroll up to 5 staff
- Monthly advisory call
Everything a small business needs. Nothing it doesn't.
Year-end Accounts
Statutory accounts filed at Companies House. Self-assessment for directors and sole traders. On time, every time.
VAT Returns
Quarterly VAT submitted under Making Tax Digital. We'll tell you exactly what's owed before the bill lands.
Bookkeeping & Xero
Platinum Xero partner. We'll set you up, train your team and keep the books tidy month-to-month.
Payroll
Monthly payroll, payslips, RTI submissions, P60s and pensions. Up to 50 employees, no fuss.
Tax Planning
Dividend strategy, R&D claims, capital allowances. Legal ways to keep more of what you earn.
Business Advice
Cashflow, pricing, hiring, raising money. A monthly call with someone who's seen it before.
Four things our clients say matter most.
Plain English
No accountant-speak. If we email you, you'll understand it. If we don't, tell us off.
Fixed Fees
One monthly price, agreed up front. We don't bill by the six-minute unit. Ever.
Phone Calls Welcome
Pick up the phone. Talk to a real chartered accountant — not a portal, not a chatbot.
Same-Day Replies
Emails before 3pm get a response the same day. After 3pm, next morning. Tested on real clients.
Platinum Xero partners. Fluent in everything else.
Founded 2019. By two ex-Big-Four accountants who got fed up.
Sarah and James spent ten years at big city firms watching small businesses get billed thousands for work that took an afternoon. They left, set up shop above a jewellers in Birmingham's Jewellery Quarter, and built the practice they wished they'd had as their first clients.
Six years on, we're a team of four chartered accountants looking after 240+ SMBs across the Midlands — builders, agencies, e-commerce shops, dentists, freelancers and family businesses.

What our clients actually say.
"Switched from a big city firm and the bill halved. So did the stress. They actually answer the phone."
"We were dreading VAT registration. Northbrook had it sorted in a week and saved us from a fine we didn't know was coming."
"First year of trading, didn't have a clue. They sat me down, explained dividends, sorted the lot. Worth every penny of £75/month."
Have a 30-minute chat.
Free, no obligation. We'll look at where you are, what you're paying, and tell you honestly if we can help. If we can't, we'll point you at someone who can.